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Finally, We're All Home

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Last night the remainder of the guys arrived at Rehoboth finishing their active duty tours with another great hero's welcome. It's nice to see this chapter in DivArty's history coming to a close.

Finally, no more Ft Drum!!!
GoldenUnicorn Goodbye Golden Unicorn!
Black River Legion Goodbye Black River Legion!
Mom's Taxi Goodbye Mom's Taxi!

Kuwait... Part Deux

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Holy sh!t it’s hot!!!... again! Just like before the sand here in Kuwait is blinding, the port-a-johns smell and the lines are long. But this time we’re on our way out! I can’t wait to get home.


The sunset above was the last sunset we saw in Iraq. Below, I’ve included a few pictures from our trip from Iraq to Kuwait.

Packing Up Waiting for the chopper The Sing-a-long

Everyone is pretty excited to be headed home. Unfortunately, the process involves quite a bit of down time and waiting around for different flights. And, god knows idle time for us is a BAD idea... Poor Duarte had to celebrate his birthday at the PAX terminal in Speicher. Luckily for him, Chapman was able to find a make shift birthday cake or shake for him consisting of a snack-pak with a flaming tampon candle. One would think that in itself would be enough shock-and-awe, but not for Dewie. He chose to use his freshly extinguished candle as a spoon while enjoying his delicious snack-pak... Then, in the next tent over, a sing-a-long broke out. It was hilarious to see Barbito fight off tears as Furtado belted out his rendition of "That's What Friends are For". We all sung poorly, but enjoyed ourselves.

Ladies Bus ride Satan
Speaking of sing-a-longs, we had one of our own soldiers record a few songs while in country. See if anyone can guess who this unnamed hero is singing his debut single "Spiderman".

Recruiters Suck

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I get hundreds of emails everyday from various people saying they love the site (OK, maybe not hundreds), but this particular one was very nice and timely:

I'm sure you hear this a lot but this is the best of all the sites I have checked out.

My name is Bill. I am a retired Air Guard MSGT. I did 25 years with the regular AF (bomb loader), the Army Guard (NCOIC JAG shop and small arms instructor), and the remainder as a bombloader in the Air Guard.

I must tell you that following your antics and missions have made me want to come back more than anything else short of the 9-11 attacks. You guys remind me so much of the units of which I have proudly been a member. I wish you all the best now and in the future and look forward to your return home.


Thanks Bill. That's great. Although, the potential recruiting use of this site and the videos were not my intent. Regardless, we really do have a great group of people in this unit. We're at the "we've GOT to keep in touch" / "I'm gonna miss you guys" stage.... bah! We have all been very close throughout everything and in a twisted way, it will be bitter sweet leaving this hell hole. Barbito summed it up gayest by suggesting it was like the "end of summer camp"...

Fertilizer MEDCAP Mission

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Flynn and Cpt Mendoza Fertilizer Factory The Doctor's Kids

Well, I had promised myself I wouldn’t post pictures from yet another one of these public relations save the world missions, but this one was pretty fun, and we got a bunch of great pictures. On Tuesday, a few of us headed out to the fertilizer factory North of town. These folks were better off than some of the other villages we've been to, but they could still benefit from a little American medical care, and school supplies for the school year that started a couple weeks ago.

Fertilizer Cafeteria - 1 Fertilizer Cafeteria - 2 Fertilizer Cafeteria - 3

Around lunchtime, we were informed that the cafeteria had enough food for us to all eat there. Initially we were a little hesitant, but the food ended up being pretty good. Granted, I still have no idea what was in the soup, and no amount of persuasion could convince Flynn to touch anything but the bread...

Major D with an AK Captain Mendoza and Bobby Trouble

Aside from the normal nervousness while on the road, this entire mission was a good time. Everyone seemed to be in a good mood. Hanging out with the locals and the Iraqi Army guys was nice. McGonagle helped spread a little American culture:


And, Captain Mendoza may have received over a dozen marriage propositions. One guy after posing for a picture with the captain, walked over to me, and said, "I love American women." I was like, "yeah, me too." Then he looked at me and said "I love American men too. You have beautiful eyes..." To which McGonagle and Flynn may have actually pissed themselves. Overall the day was a huge success.

Four Wise Men

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Congratulations go out to Reverend Driscoll, Reverend Littlefield, Reverend Kobus and Reverend Schwartz. On this 21st day of September, 2005, all four soldiers serving in Iraq and members of the Universal Life Church of Modesto California have been ordained into the ministry. Today is a momentous day in the lives of these humbled soldiers. Please pray for them as they embark on this new chapter of their lives. As Reverend Driscoll's first act of the cloth, he has married Steven Littlefield to the lamp. Littlefield was quoted as saying "I love lamp".

May god have mercy on our souls...

It's the Little Things

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Well, I figured it would be fun to post a listing of all the wonderful little quirks of Army life here in Iraq that I will NOT miss when I get home.

(NOTE: This list was drastically sanitized. The result is pure saccharin...)
  • Real Vehicles.
    • No more padlocks on the doors
    • No more 200 lb doors
    • No more pouring water on the engine after it overheats
    • No more of those F-ing combat locks! What a-hole designed those things?
  • No more First Sergeant, section chief, etc. etc.
  • Human Food (our chow hall is great, but a change will be nice)
    • No more plastic silverware (I haven’t seen real silverware in over a year)
    • No more juice boxes of milk
    • No more near-beer
  • No more "Incoming or Outgoing" games.
  • No more Iraqi plumbing
    • No more ziplock-bags filled with dookie-paper
    • No more calling KBR 10 times to fix a leaky toilet. FYI our toilet has been broken for over a month, and we currently have to use the port-a-potty outside.
  • No more working 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Will be reintroduced to a new concept called "weekends".
  • No more uniforms.
    • I’ve been wearing the same thing everyday for over a year. Some jeans will be nice.
    • It’ll be nice being able to step outside without having to put on the old killin' hat.
    • No more T-Rex arms while wearing the IBA.
  • No more dust.
    • No more clouds of dust anytime someone drives by.
    • No more dust on everything!
  • No more 220 power, fried power supplies or those prehistoric plugs.
  • No more "check" or "roger". Some people here actually say "roger, out" when hanging up the phone.

Did I miss anything?

So, tonight was kind of funny. I had to drop my daily, which meant walking out to the port-o-john, but when I got out there, I couldn't see the seat to determine if there was a scorpion or dookie awaiting my bare ass, so I went back inside to get my flashlight. Then, I realized my flashlight was still at work, so I grabbed a candle, which I have on-hand because the light in our bathroom has not worked for longer than the toilet has been broken... So there I am, like a pioneer walking to the outhouse with my candle. But when I got to the door, I stopped for a minute thinking about the potential methane build-up behind the door, and me stepping in with a small fire... But then, I figured, what's the worst that could happen? There's a big explosion, and I end up at the aid-station covered in magic blue juice, and poopie. No big deal. On that thought, and the thought that this situation would make Doc Burgmyer's whole week, I stepped inside, only to be greeted by the welcoming glow of the green walls of my new temporary throne. (Sorry, very anti-climactic story)

NCO Induction Ceremony

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Boucher Reads the Invocation Last Saturday we had a FOB-wide NCO Induction ceremony. For those not familiar with this ceremony, it is when newly promoted NCOs are officially welcomed into the NCO Corp, and ceremonially step across the line that separates them from junior enlisted soldiers. CSM Fearnside, the 42nd ID CSM was our guest speaker, and with him also came MG Taluto, the 42nd ID Commanding general. The ceremony went off without a hitch, thanks to SGM Decigle’s efforts, but some question if the Becks he toasted with was non-alcoholic...
MG Taluto Reading the NCO Creed Burke Crosses the Line


Prior to the ceremony, we played a video for everyone. Here is a copy of that video. The video includes pictures from everyone on the FOB, not just DIVARTY.



NOTE: Yes I know it is a huge file. I will try to upload a smaller version of the video shortly. If you are in country, find me and I'll give you a copy. And, yes I know the NCO creed goes entirely too fast in the beginning.

Thunder Hockey

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While home on leave, SFC Fay met with management from the Boston Bruins to secure some new hockey equipment for the Thunder Hockey League. Both the Globe and the Herald wrote stories about it. Here's a quote from the Boston Globe article:

Hockey in a time of war
By Ryan Heffernan, Globe Correspondent
August 14, 2005

In a land where it's "140 degrees in the shade," as Sergeant 1st Class Andrew Fay put it, frozen ponds and ice skating rinks are hard to come by.

But that hasn't kept Fay, of West Roxbury, and his fellow National Guardsmen from playing the game they love while stationed in Iraq. They took their hockey sticks and moved the game inside, converting what was once a basketball court for Iraqi soldiers into an indoor street hockey rink.

The three hours a week that the soldiers spend playing street hockey is one of the only ways they can relax.

"We can go back to basically being a civilian," said Fay. "We don't have to worry about being blown up."

"A few of the locals have tried to play," said Fay, a Boston police officer assigned to Roxbury's Area B-2. "And we have other people coming in, too. People from the Iraqi army and civilian contractors."

"We're in an environment where people are trying to shoot at us and blow us up," he said. "[When we play,] it's almost like your brain is taking a break from the everyday stress of what we're going through right now."

Hockey Team 1 Hockey Group Pict Hockey Team 2
Hockey Pierucci CSM Flynn and SFC Fay

Video: View From the Trenches III - Iraq

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Here is a quick, fun video for everyone(no fingers this time). People kept asking when I was going to release an Iraq video, or if the Airhorn videos had replaced the slideshows. My original intent was to do an Iraq video midway through our tour, then do a final video when we got home. Unfortunately, I got tied up with the Airhorn episodes and did not have a chance to do the mid-tour video. That is until now.


This video is intentionally light hearted and quick. I was torn between doing a heart wrenching video to a Staind song, or this light hearted video to a Bosstones song. I went with the Bosstones, deciding to focus on some of the fun we've had between the long stretches of monotony. I figure the heart wrenching, reminiscent crap can wait until we're almost home.


Note to Soldiers: This video was created primarily from my own pictures and pictures from SSG Richards. If you have additional pictures that you would like included in the 'final' video, please get them to me.

DRISCOLL

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